How to stay react at touchy times

The list below shows four responses for each situtation. They go in this order:

DANGEROUS - SAFER - SAFEST - ULTRA SAFE

1. Dinner

What's for dinner?

Can I help you with dinner?

Where would you like to go for dinner?

Here, have some chocolate.

2. Clothes

Are you wearing that?

Wow, you sure look good in brown!

WOW! Look at you!

Here, have some chocolate

3. Temper

What are you so worked up about?

Could we be overreacting?

Here's my paycheck.

Here, have some chocolate.

5. Food

Should you be eating that?

You know, there are a lot of apples left.

Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

Here, have some chocolate.

6. Day of rest

What did you DO all day?

I hope you didn't over-do it today.

I've always loved you in that robe!

Here, have some more chocolate.